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Saline water in my nostrils,
Clearing sinus’ proved unfaithful.
Home remedies always work.
Salt water remains null.

Drive down to the beach,
Bury my face in the sea.
Snort it up. Plankton and all.
Give my skin an earthly sheen.

It’s natures only way,
Once I’ve finished bathing,
Take a piss in the ocean for good luck.
The public watching. Scathing.

(‘Just adding a little more salt, guys’
That didn’t go down too well.
Shame, It took the whole drive to come up with that.
No live at the Apollo then.)

Get home and get the Beconase,
And shove it back up there.
Squeeze it, shoot that shit into the nasal cavity.
Draw back, tears prudent, unaware.

Too many times, excessive mucus,
Lest another problem to discuss.
Sterimar is out. Fuck, back to the pharmacy.
(This isn’t a good life. This isn’t living.)

Praying, that the
Saline, soon to
Take me,
Away.
Lately, I’ve been
Shaking, addicted,
Craving, salt water
Praying.

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from Orange Frames in Standard, released July 23, 2012

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Lord Hugo Whitedorf. The Man. The Myth. The Legend. The Poet. The Genius Songwriter. Or so he'd have you believe. Our noble friend has been playing and making music for several years, but only now has he opted to release the cacophony committed to recordings. Prepare for badly written songs, off key singing and audio clipping the likes of which has never been seen. ... more

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